Cameron Admits All – Exclusive Interview
In what must be his most embarrassing interview of all, Cameron has admitted that his dalliance with a dead pig would come to haunt him.
We should therefore congratulate one enterprising butcher who has guaranteed that any pork sold has gone nowhere near David Cameron’s not so very private parts.
I should also point out, of course, that pork is not Kosher (or Hallal) and now you see why!
It also helps us understand the incident of Ed Miliband and the Bacon sandwich. Clearly he was onto something.